Friday, August 29, 2008

Marriage and a little randomization...

1. I'VE GT A NEW HAIR-CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa................ and now i look like RIHANNA!!!!!! oooooooopsie...... someone get a paper bag!!! jin rui is about to puke!!!









see the similarity???





2. Next........ i'm gonna show all of you a freakin-super-beautiful dress from Nichii which made me totally look great with all my curves showing and of course.......my pride......my joy...my boobsies.....




























3. The main topic of this post............ MARRIAGE







most girls are brought up with the idea of getting married to dear old Prince Charming and living happily ever after...........








however.... unfortunately........that little bubble of dream only has a chance of 0.1% in c'min true! *shakez* so WAKE UP BABEZ!!! this IS reality!! look around you....... ask around....... you'll see what i'm saying......... there ain't no such thing as a happily ever after with no bumps in your marriage road or potholes....... it's just ridiculous.....moreover in this modern generation.... do you think there are still guys who can be faithfully in love with you...............forever???






why do you think he uses the word forever??


To delude you and make you fall into his trap! and there's only 3 things he may want you for... MONEY, SEX or REVENGE




Take a look at this:



5 years after your marriage


Before: darling... let me do everything for you.... i simply can't bear to burden you sweetheart..


Now : can't you do the cleaning yourself??!!! that's a wifes' and only a wifes' responsiblity!!!





10 years after your marriage


Before: oh my darling queen bee....your words are like honey that i shall treasure forever!


Now : damn!!! why are you so freakin boring?? don't you have anything new to say??!




15 years after your marriage


Before: angel of my heart.... i don't mind spending on you.....after all....you're my love....


Now : all that you do is just use MY money!! well i ain't getting anything for our anniversary so you might as well put any stupid ideas outta your head!!!!



20 years after your marriage


Before: you HAVE to marry me my dear!!! i can't live without you!!!
Now : how could i have ever married you!!!!




25 years after your marriage


Before: you have the loveliest body ever!! even better than a porn star!!

Now : omgwtf??!!!!! get outta my bed!! your boobs are so saggy and THAT is a total turn off!! you disgusting b**ch!!!




30 years after your marriage


He says......... he says........well......... forget it.........god only knows what he will say...........






so a little piece of advice for y'all...... go on and get married..... yea..... go through with all the ceremony........ try on all those fancy lacy wedding gowns and experience your 1st time sex.... but the moment you're done with him...... get rid of him........ yes....... GET RID OF HIM....... before he has the chance to hurt your pretty little heart......







if only girls are brave enough to do this........well............. then i'm sure no more girls will be breaking their hearts over guys but guys over girls!!!!

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